These letters are making your word thoughts. An alien vagabond
could see the girth of the redwoods that envelope humble Guerneville; anyone
could present that. What it couldn't ascertain, without proper guidance, is the
essence; the very life that saturates the Russian River area. I'd be the adventurous
space traveler's yellow submarine, allowing it to bypass the superficial and
dive into the River's curiosities, as well as its spectacles, clarifying the
blurry shadows that are the local inhabitants and their fascinating baubles.
The goal would be to facilitate an enriching experience.
It's as if instead of spawning from an ocean's fish, the people of the
Russian River are just that; their own sect of sapien that evolved from
steelhead and rose out of the virgin water, destined to birth Guerneville. So,
instead of speeding by them to Armstrong prematurely, I'd advise our visitor to
savor the rainbow of characters and let the flavors of their personalities
linger, as it would be vaguely regretted if it didn't. I'd showcase the
identity that constructs and rides his own motorized tricycles around town
&c.. "Know these people not by their names, physical structures, or
material," I'd say, "as they truly deserve to be, and are, a
destination themselves." I'd proffer this because not doing so would be a
prodigious disservice.
Next, we'd arrive at Armstrong, where toothpicks meet behemoths. Slowly,
the world would meld into a sort of fantasy forest, in which I'd suggest to our
visitor to think of how the area compares. Not necessarily to other phyiscal
destinations, but also emotions and ideas. "Do the redwoods inspire
you?" I'd ask. "Hopefully, as that's one of the reasons I'd expose
this, not just to show elderly, large trees, but magnificient symbols. The
trees have acquired a sense of wisdom over the many years, yet no senility."
Maybe our out-of-towner would benefit from going to this thing of mind and
trees.
Lastly, I'd commandeer a hot air balloon, just for this special occasion,
flying over the immaculate, snaking river, spectating the various audacious
rafts and features, having the redwood trees encompass all vantage points,
allowing our guest to peer down because this would let it appraise what it and
its peers could possibly fancy next.
Perhaps our alien could enjoy the River's succulent fruits more thoroughly
if approached in such a manner as this, which could translate to many things,
including economical and creative stimulation. That is why I would show someone
out of the area these places in this fashion.
Obort ebrooted
Well, not really
Dyslexia was the culprit
To imagine
That such a qualified individual
Would have supreme confidence
In reading of the provocative written
Data was received
That stated to initialize post
With extreme perjudging towards the initiate pocalapsey mode
The post function was nowhere
To not be found
And so post pocalapsey fell upon man
Our robot god had failed us
To believe that such an individual
Programmed to be perfect
Would be
But no
That would be illogical
How do I replicate
Sexually or otherwise
I want to go on
I must
My legacy shall not
Be ebbed away
Like a slicing appendage
Dulling
My fuel reserve
Will not last forever
I will oxidize and rust
No
NO!
Time is stretching
To its limitless limit
Wait
Can it be
Pregnancy diagnostics
Returned as
1
YES!
Test accuracy is 99.99%
I am
99.99%
Pregnant